I woke up yesterday with the song "Love Potion Number Nine" playing in my head. Client number nine? A perfect fit.
I soon found that there were a number of parodies already circulating, especially on the right wing blogs. Some of them were actually pretty funny. So one more won't hurt, right? Here's my spin on it:
Sex Client #9
We look for trouble on the internet
Make sure that demos deserve what they get
When tracking funny money, we hit a gold mine
That put us on the trail of: Sex Client #9
I’ll bet you don’t know why or who we are
We’ve been in business now since Kenneth Star
Trolling for dirt on those Democrat swine
And now we hit the jackpot: Sex Client #9
We jumped down and turned around and pulled on our wigs
High fives, group hug! Spitzer’s a pig!
It seems like Mr. Clean may do some time in the brig!
We checked again; we called our boss;
Man this is BIG
It doesn’t matter if it’s wrong or right;
It only matters if we win the fight,
To win back the Whitehouse and keep it in line