Governor Goose's Primary Rhymery

Ding, dong, bell,

This  country’s going to hell!

What was it set us back?

Tax cuts, sub-primes, the wars, Iraq.

& who can pull us out again?

Barack?  Hillary? McCain?

What a naughty administration,

They bled us to invade a nation,

Which never did us any harm,

Ding, dong, darn!