Governor Goose's Primary Rhymery
Ding, dong, bell,
This country’s going to hell!
What was it set us back?
Tax cuts, sub-primes, the wars, Iraq.
& who can pull us out again?
Barack? Hillary? McCain?
What a naughty administration,
They bled us to invade a nation,
Which never did us any harm,
Ding, dong, darn!