Perhaps the most important election of our lives and the media is diligently denuding their coverage of any substance. As they strive to sanitize McCain's image and gradually raise him above the fray, I submit this for your consideration:

If You’re Voting for McCain

(to the tune of “If I Only Had A Brain”)

 

If you think that life is peachy

with good things in your reach y,

want eight years of the same,

like tax breaks for millionaires

and welfare for billionaires,

then you’ll vote for John McCain.

 

 

If you think that all this bombing

will hasten Jesus coming

and His eternal reign,

If you’re fine with the way things are

and driving a Humvee car,

you’re voting for McCain

 

Oh why should we back down

when we rule land, air, and the sea?

And why should we deny

this neo-con fan-ta-sy?

 

If your finger’s on the trigger

and your prostate’s growing bigger

and you’ve oil slicks on the brain

if your trust is in Langley

and you’re frightened and angry

you’ll be voting for McCain.