Wili's Barbs
I Blog Therefore I Yam
Entry for March 10, 2008

Perhaps the most important election of our lives and the media is diligently denuding their coverage of any substance. As they strive to sanitize McCain's image and gradually raise him above the fray, I submit this for your consideration:




If You’re Voting for McCain


(to the tune of “If I Only Had A Brain”)


 


If you think that life is peachy


with good things in your reach y,


want eight years of the same,


like tax breaks for millionaires


and welfare for billionaires,


then you’ll vote for John McCain.


 


 


If you think that all this bombing


will hasten Jesus coming


and His eternal reign,


If you’re fine with the way things are


and driving a Humvee car,


you’re voting for McCain


 


Oh why should we back down


when we rule land, air, and the sea?


And why should we deny


this neo-con fan-ta-sy?


 


If your finger’s on the trigger


and your prostate’s growing bigger


and you’ve oil slicks on the brain


if your trust is in Langley


and you’re frightened and angry


you’ll be voting for McCain.


 


 


2008-03-10 13:35:51 GMT
Comments (2 total)
Author:Anonymous
This is excellent! I'm so glad you're posting these. I printed and saved the limmericks from 2004 ... I sense an anthology on the horizon ...
--Stacie
<http://girlgriot.wordpress.com>
2008-03-11 01:44:22 GMT
Author:Anonymous
Thanks. I was afraid everyone was getting sick of the limmericks!
--Wili
<http://wilibard.com>
2008-03-11 15:36:33 GMT
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