If You’re Voting for McCain
(to the tune of “If I Only Had A Brain”)
If you think that life is peachy
with good things in your reach y,
want eight years of the same,
like tax breaks for millionaires
and welfare for billionaires,
then you’ll vote for John McCain.
If you think that all this bombing
will hasten Jesus coming
and His eternal reign,
If you’re fine with the way things are
and driving a Humvee car,
you’re voting for McCain
Oh why should we back down
when we rule land, air, and the sea?
And why should we deny
this neo-con fan-ta-sy?
If your finger’s on the trigger
and your prostate’s growing bigger
and you’ve oil slicks on the brain
if your trust is in Langley
and you’re frightened and angry
you’ll be voting for McCain.