We get too hungry to watch a debate
American Idol comes on before eight
We’ll watch the news if it isn’t too late
That’s why the voter is a chump
We form opinions on flag pins and hair
Watching the channel that’s balanced and fair
There may be problems, but we really don’t care
That’s why the voter is a chump
We like the crisp clear meaningless junk
sound bites and bunk
We’re screwed; what’s new!
We like our news brief, in little chunks
That’s why the voter is a chump