Wili's Barbs
I Blog Therefore I Yam
May 7, 2008

Okay, first of all, it was the porridge that was just right, not Goldilocks. From Rocky to Goldy: she makes it too easy. Barack may be struggling to seem in the center; that's hard to do when your opponents are bouncing around like deflating balloons.

Goldilocks found three fears

To move the voter’s thumbs

First that he was inexperienced

But that was just dumb


Then she tried another fear

That never seems to fail

That he was just a liberal

Who’d empty all the jails


The greatest fear off all you see

Is something you can’t say

Especially a Democrat

In this deceitful day


Hence the little story

The allusion is still clear

Her opponent’s just too damn black

You get it, don’t you dear?

The last two weeks have been really busy. This is finals time at UTSA and I've been reaping what I've sown by giving so many journal assignments and allowing the final grades to be based on portfolios: now I have to read them all!

So I've been gone for awhile. Now I'm sitting giving a two and a half hour final and writing primary rhymes. Too much, huh? Can't help it! The news is so absurd that it doesn't take much to satirize it.

2008-05-07 17:15:15 GMT